By Steve Martin
Lacey Yeager is younger, desirable, and bold adequate to take the NYC artwork international via typhoon. Groomed at Sotheby's and hungry to maintain mountain climbing the social and profession ladders positioned sooner than her, Lacey charms women and men, young and old, wealthy or even richer together with her magnetic aura and liveliness. Her ascension to the top ranges of town parallel the hovering heights--and, now and then, the darkish lows--of the paintings global and the rustic from the overdue Nineteen Nineties via at the present time.
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An Object of Beauty: A Novel by Steve Martin