By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack
In keeping with the hit web site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly remarkable snaps of family members bonding, you'll snicker so not easy that individuals in adjacent places of work will ask what’s incorrect with you”—Esquire), this complete colour e-book good points never-before-seen pictures and hilarious own tales protecting every little thing from uncomfortable moments with family, teenager angst, sibling contention, and relatives holidays from hell. draw back on the compelled poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and have a good time the truth that we're now not alone. Nothing says awkward higher than an uncomfortable relatives picture!
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Nor chariot, nor barouche, Nor bandit cavalcade Tore from the trembling father's arms His all-accomplished maid. For her how happy had it been! And Heaven had spared to me To see one sad, ungathered rose On my ancestral tree. ] My brother Jack was nine in May, And I was eight on New-year's day; So in Kate Wilson's shop Papa (he's my papa and Jack's) Bought me, last week, a doll of wax, And brother Jack a top. Jack's in the pouts, and this it is — H e thinks mine came to more than his; So to my drawer he goes, Takes out the doll, and, O, my stars!
Out spoke the ancient fisherman: " Oh, what was that, my daughter ? " Out spoke the ancient fisherman: " Now, bring me my harpoon! " Down fell that pretty innocent, as falls a snow-white lamb; Her hair drooped round her pallid cheeks, like seaweed on a clam. 16 A TREASURY OF HUMOROUS POETRY Alas for those two loving ones! she waked not from her swound, And he was taken with the cramp, and in the waves was drowned; But Fate has metamorphosed them, in pity of their woe, And now they keep an oyster shop for mermaids down below.
FIRST OF NOVEMBER —the Earthquake-day — There are traces of age in the one-hoss shay, A general flavor of mild decay, But nothing local, as one may say. There couldn't be, — for the deacon's art Had made it so like in every part That there wasn't a chance for one to start. For the wheels were just as strong as the thills, And the floor was just as strong as the sills, And the panels were just as strong as the floor, And the whiffle-tree neither less nor more, And the back-crossbar as strong as the fore, And spring and axle and hub encore.
Awkward Family Photos by Mike Bender, Doug Chernack