By Jim Dawson

ISBN-10: 0307778770

ISBN-13: 9780307778772

Do you know that James Joyce beloved to sniff his wife'¬?s farts? That a few fish speak by means of expelling gasoline? Or that the Pentagon is constructing guns of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That'¬?s only a whiff of what's in shop during this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart heritage, WHO minimize THE CHEESE?In BLAME IT at the puppy, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the newest and maximum new goods of the prior century, from flatulent robotic canines and fart fetishists to poot-proof lingerie and anti-stink capsules. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans approximately clinical (wind)breakthroughs, famous person butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, our on-line world entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England'¬?s Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether areas of politics, popular culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker a WC e-book will depart you gasping for air.

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MICHAEL There’s gotta be a better way to say that. 45 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 46 46 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 47 LUCILLE What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English”? 47 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 48 MICHAEL It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face. 48 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 49 49 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 50 50 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 51 MICHAEL She’s a little bit more like me. It’s like we finish each other’s— LINDSAY Sandwiches?

They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man. You gotta help Pop-pop get outta here. Give me your hair. GEORGE MICHAEL: My hair? : Give me your hair. Give Pop-pop your hair. 37 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 38 (Mis)Communication 38 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 39 TOBIAS Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. 39 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 40 40 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 41 MAEBY: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?

TOUC 31 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 32 MICHAEL: You’re either going to jail, or if the judge shows absolutely no mercy at all, you’ll be staying here with my mother. 32 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 33 33 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 34 34 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 35 BUSTER You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle! : They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man.

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