By Joan Rivers

ISBN-10: 1101632046

ISBN-13: 9781101632048

Anais Nin, Anne Frank and Sylvia Plath wrote the world's most renowned diaries. And the place are they this day? useless. however the world's different nice diarist, Joan Rivers, is alive and kicking. And complaining.

In the intense culture of The behavior of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor and George Orwell's Diaries, comes an intimate and enriching glimpse into the brain of the main illuminating woman-of-letters of her generation—the provocative exploration of an age during which she has lived on and on and on and on.

Following up the exceptional good fortune of her headline-making New York Times bestseller I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me, the unstoppable Joan Rivers is at it back. whilst her daughter Melissa offers her a diary for Christmas, at the beginning Joan is horrified—who the hell does Melissa imagine she is? That fats pig, Bridget Jones? yet as Joan, being either attractive and introspective, starts off to checklist her day by day musings, she realizes she has much to say.

About every thing. and everybody, God support them.

The consequence? A no-holds-barred, delightfully vicious and constantly hilarious examine the standard lifetime of the last word diva. stick with Joan on a relations holiday in Mexico and on journeys among manhattan and la the place she mingles with the celebs, by no means lacking a beat as she can provide blistering evaluations on present occasions, and excoriating insights approximately lifestyles, popular culture, and celebrities (from A to D list), all in her relentlessly humorous signature style.

This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. For the 1st time in a century, a diary by way of somebody that's really worthy interpreting.

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MICHAEL There’s gotta be a better way to say that. 45 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 46 46 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 47 LUCILLE What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English”? 47 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 48 MICHAEL It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face. 48 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 49 49 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 50 50 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 51 MICHAEL She’s a little bit more like me. It’s like we finish each other’s— LINDSAY Sandwiches?

They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man. You gotta help Pop-pop get outta here. Give me your hair. GEORGE MICHAEL: My hair? : Give me your hair. Give Pop-pop your hair. 37 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 38 (Mis)Communication 38 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 39 TOBIAS Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. 39 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 40 40 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 41 MAEBY: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?

TOUC 31 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 32 MICHAEL: You’re either going to jail, or if the judge shows absolutely no mercy at all, you’ll be staying here with my mother. 32 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 33 33 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 34 34 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 35 BUSTER You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle! : They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man.

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