By Colin Nissan, Sean Farrell
Have you heard a man say, “We’re pregnant,” and desired to harm him?
Do you could have a chum who insists a stripper was once into him each time you allow a strip club?
Do you recognize a man who emails you the type of porn that makes you must cry then vomit?
These are only some of the many men you’ll locate in Don’t Be That Guy.
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These are only a number of the many men you’ll locate in Don’t Be That Guy.
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Don't Be That Guy: A Collection of 60 Annoying Guys We All Know and Wish We Didn't by Colin Nissan, Sean Farrell