By Christopher Buckley

ISBN-10: 1400062233

ISBN-13: 9781400062232

The bestselling writer who made mincemeat of political correctness in Thank You for Smoking, conspiracy theories in Little eco-friendly Men, and Presidential indiscretions No solution to deal with a primary Lady now takes at the most well liked subject within the complete world–Arab-American relations–in a blistering comedian novel bound to offend the few it doesn’t delight.

Appalled by way of the punishment of her rebellious good friend Nazrah, youngest and so much petulant spouse of Prince Bawad of Wasabia, Florence Farfarletti makes a decision to attract a line within the sand. As Deputy to the deputy assistant secretary for close to East Affairs, Florence invents a far-reaching, wide-ranging plan for woman emancipation in that a part of the world.

The U.S. executive, in fact, tells her to overlook it. Publicly, that's. Privately, she’s enlisted in a top-secret challenge to impose equivalent rights for the sexes at the small emirate of Matar (pronounced “Mutter”), the “Switzerland of the Persian Gulf.” Her crack crew: a CIA killer, a handy guide a rough PR guy, and a super yet annoyed homosexual bureaucrat. Her weapon: television shows.

The lineup on television Matar contains A Thousand and One Mornings, a sunlight hours speak exhibit that includes self-defense how to be used opposed to boyfriends in the course of Ramadan; an addictive cleaning soap opera that includes surprisingly widespread participants of the Matar royal kinfolk; and a sitcom approximately a clumsy yet ruthless squad of spiritual police, pitched as “Friends from Hell.”

The outcome: the 1st lethal vehicle bombs within the state due to the fact that 1936, a fatwa opposed to the station’s complete employees, a fight for keep watch over of the dominion, and, in fact, interference from the French. And that’s simply the beginning.

A cruel dismantling of either American ineptitude and Arabic intolerance, Florence of Arabia is Christopher Buckley’s funniest and such a lot critical novel but, a biting satire of the way U.S. stable intentions may cause the Shiite to hit the fan.

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It’s immoral. Taking bets on how many deaths there are going to be in my current case? What’s that going to do for my reputation? I curse everyone roundly. So irate am I that I actually march out of the tavern without picking up a beer and I can’t remember the last time I did that. I need to get to the Mermaid to recover the pendant as quickly as possible, so I set off at a brisk pace, promising myself that I’ll have more than a few harsh words for Makri and Gurd when I get back. Youthful dwa dealers hover round the alleyway that leads to the Mermaid.

Nothing happens. No wagons come. As Casax the Brotherhood boss sees his headquarters starting to disappear in flames, he becomes agitated. He screams for his men to bring water from neighbouring houses, waving his fists to encourage them. The way the flames are taking hold, I doubt that this is going to do much good. Normally I’d enjoy seeing the Mermaid burning to the ground. However, it strikes me that it’s hardly helpful to my immediate purposes. I approach Casax. He doesn’t acknowledge me, being too busy trying to save the tavern to pay any attention to an unwelcome Investigator.

The heat mingles with the smell of rancid ale and burning dwa. Thazis smoke drifts over the tables. The wooden beams overhead are blackened with age. The prostitute who patrols the area with red ribbons in her hair strives vainly to interest the largely inebriated clientele. There’s a woman on the floor who looks like she might be dead. I shake my head. This is about as low as life gets. No civilised person would visit this tavern. “Thraxas! ” I come here occasionally. Mainly in the line of business.

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