By Jeff Foxworthy
Essentially one redneck dictionary used to be no longer adequate. And it’s no ask yourself. The South is definitely bursting on the seams with colourful phrases and turns of words during this detailed dialect. Now women and men from all throughout this nice land can additional fine-tune their fluency and show off their self assurance whilst chatting with individuals who hail from under the Mason-Dixon line. want a crash path during this really encouraged lingo? good, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II places the “vern” in “vernacular,” supplying up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known decisions:
infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n.another person’s reason to distinct actual punishment. “Ever considering the fact that I stole his female friend, Bobby’s had it infamy.”
assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t simply stand there murderer me, boy–go fresh your room!”
honor pupil (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n.to be situated over, and supported by way of, a scholar. “Yeah, I knew piano classes after nighttime was once bizarre, yet I nonetheless didn’t suspect nothin’ until I stuck her honor student.”
So open your ears and turn on your humorous bone with this hilarious, functional, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your own own dialect coach–one who doesn’t brain getting picked up and skim and laughed at and handed alongside to pals.
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W H E N W R IT IN G YOUR OWN LIFE STORY, B E T H E V IL L A IN . FIND HAPPINESS IN THE LITTLE THINGS. The smaller they are, the easier it will be to fit them in the trash. EVERYONE HAS A CONSCIENCE. It’s best to find it and get that thing under control before it keeps you from doing anything I tell you to do. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. BY ME. Contemplate life’s big questions: HOW DO I CONVINCE THE DOG TO RUN AWAY? CAN I CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE EVERYONE GETS HOME? WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOULD I RUIN NEXT?
KEEP YOUR ENEM IES CLOS E. THAT WAY YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR FRIE NDS. A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED. So just avoid making eye contact with anyone, because helping people is exhausting. YOUR HEART IS LIKE A GARDEN. Tear up all the flowers and salt the earth so that nothing can grow there ever again. IMITATION IS THE BEST FORM OF BEING ANNOYING. STRANGERS ARE JUST ENEMIES YOU HAVEN’T MET YET. NO ONE EVER TRIES TO HUG YOU WHEN YOU’RE A CACTUS. How did they get so lucky? e When’s the last tim you did something for others?
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. BY ME. Contemplate life’s big questions: HOW DO I CONVINCE THE DOG TO RUN AWAY? CAN I CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE EVERYONE GETS HOME? WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOULD I RUIN NEXT? CT IC HO OT I N G TH ES E M A D YO U C A N P R N. W O OP E N SO YO S A U R ND I M TO N E W ID E T H E L O N G E ST JOUR NEYS START WITH A S IN G L E ST E P. B E ST N O T T O TA K E A N Y. THE JOURNEY IS THE DESTINATION. So get out of here and don’t stop until you get there. WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN.
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