By Halle Butler
Halle Butler's debut explores how humans use self-deception and hostility to house their lives. Megan, a sour younger clinical secretary, takes a holiday from her overwhelming emotions of social rejection through keeping an eye on the disgusting conduct of her co-worker, Jillian. in the meantime, Jillian's faulty "go for it!" perspective leads her in the direction of a sequence of unadvisable decisions.
Megan, lately out of faculty and dealing a meaningless task as a gastroenterologist's secretary, overtly hates all of her associates for being chuffed and winning. She makes herself think greater through obsessively critiquing the habit of her coworker, Jillian, a swift biking, ugly optimist, whose downfall is induced by way of the acquisition of a puppy.
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Jillian by Halle Butler