By Lily Prior
Ramona Drottoveo, an albino, is a chambermaid at a lush Italian property. distinct by means of the intoxicating smell she exudes, Ramona is despised through all girls and cherished via all males, whose inexhaustible lust she eagerly satisfies. lifestyles alterations whilst her husband dies after studying his bride with one other guy on their marriage ceremony evening. Blamed for his demise, Ramona and her lover are exiled to the neighboring urban of Naples. There, Ramona's lifestyles is reworked once more by way of the start of a daughter, Blandina, who "steals" her mother's odor. now not capable of seduce males into blind submission, Ramona humbly returns to the property to an unforeseen welcome -- and revenge.
A hilarious and naughty get together of the senses and the unusual locations they could lead us, Nectar explores the secret of sexual appeal and the frivolous nature of divine justice.
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Nectar by Lily Prior