By Drew Hayes

What occurs while the haggling is completed and the department stores are closed? whilst the search has been given, the steeds saddled, and the adventurers are off to their subsequent come upon? they maintain the area operating, the nutrition cooked, and the horses shoed, but what adventurer has ever spared a suggestion or difficulty for the Non-Player Characters?

In the city of Maplebark, 4 such NPCs settle in for an evening of actively ignoring the adventurers consuming within the tavern while issues cross quick and fatally awry. as soon as the airborne dirt and dust settles, those 4 locate themselves confronted with an most unlikely selection: fake to be adventurers project a job of near-certain dying or see their city and household destroyed. Armed purely with salvaged apparatus, second-hand wisdom, and a mystery that may get them killed, it's going to take all demeanour of miracles in the event that they desire to tug off their charade.

And no matter if they be triumphant, the deadliest a part of their trip may be what awaits them at its finish.

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A cuckoo calls—and to their dens The People climb like frightened hens, And I‘m alone—and no one cares In Darkest Africa—down stairs. 33 The Kitten's Garden of Verses The Dog The Dog is black or white or brown And sometimes spotted like a clown. He loves to make a foolish noise And Human Company enjoys. The Human People pat his head And teach him to pretend he‘s dead, And beg, and fetch and carry too; Things that no well-bred Cat will do. 34 The Kitten's Garden of Verses At Human jokes, however stale, He jumps about and wags his tail, And Human People clap their hands And think he really understands.

Now I climb down—“Oh dear,“—I mew, “Which end goes first—what shall I do? “ 20 The Kitten's Garden of Verses The Whole Duty of Kittens When Human Folk at Table eat, A Kitten must not mew for meat, Or jump to grab it from the Dish, (Unless it happens to be fish). 21 The Kitten's Garden of Verses The Outing My Bed is like a little Bark, The hatch is battened down, And in the basket cabin dark I sail away from Town. Now, when they lift the lid, a scene Of wonder meets my eyes, Tall waving Feather-Dusters green, 22 The Kitten's Garden of Verses That seem to touch the skies.

34 The Kitten's Garden of Verses At Human jokes, however stale, He jumps about and wags his tail, And Human People clap their hands And think he really understands. They say “Good Dog“ to him. To us They say “Poor Puss,“ and make no fuss. Why Dogs are “good“ and Cats are “poor“ I fail to understand, I‘m sure. To Someone very Good and Just, Who has proved worthy of her trust, A Cat will sometimes condescend— The Dog is Everybody‘s friend. 35 The Kitten's Garden of Verses The Game Watching a ball on the end of a string, Watching it swing back and to, Oh, I do think it the pleasantest thing Ever a Kitten can do.

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