By Alan Pearce
Journalist Alan Pearce collects hilarious (all precise, regrettably) examples of health and wellbeing and defense long gone mad from united kingdom newspapers and internet sites that would make you flinch whereas crying with laughter.
* the writer who used to be banned from promoting his publication in case it brought on paper cuts.
* The swings faraway from a playground in case childrens have been blinded through the sunlight whereas enjoying on them.
* a world cycle race banned after concerns approximately urinating cyclists.
* the chance overview wanted ahead of an area village corridor may promote mince pies.
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Playing it safe:the crazy world of Britain's health and safety regulations by Alan Pearce