By Olivia Munn
During this hilarious assortment you'll locate essays like “Thoughts approximately My First Agent’s Girlfriend’s Vagina,” in which Olivia skewers what it’s wish to stay in Hollywood. In “Sex: What you are able to do to aid your self Have extra of It,” she frankly will get all the way down to the enterprise of having it on, together with recommendation on the best way to thoroughly wrap it and bag it. In “What to Do whilst the Robots Invade (Yes, When!),” Olivia bargains helpful details on . . . what to do whilst the robots invade! And simply if you happen to concept she couldn’t get any further geeky, she will. This e-book additionally comprises such convenient treasures as a timeline of significant moments in Geek heritage, a turn publication, an unofficial FAQ part, and a nifty (read: smokin') foldout poster.
Suck It, ask yourself Woman! brings Olivia Munn’s distinct humor, great wit, and lightning-fast dress adjustments to a global that wishes extra scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and for the affection of God, a freakin' hoverboard!
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Oh, Fun Fact about Gary? This is so crazy. I knew him my whole life and he was like an uncle. A few years ago, there was a really bad winter in Oklahoma, and a lot of homes were damaged. So instead of waiting for insurance to come out and assess his damage, 60-something-year-old Gary climbs onto his roof, steps on his skylight, falls through and is speared by all the falling glass. He lies there dead for a couple of days before anyone finds him. I know! So crazy. All these years, I bet he never thought he舗d go out like that.
That is quite possibly the worst job in all of journalism. You have to sit there listening to a million (yes, one million) police scanners going great guns all at once and pay attention to catch something舒anything舒newsworthy on the scanner, like a four-car pileup or a bank heist. I never really cared that much and so I was never that good at it. But it was a job, and it was fine. So, end of story, right? Not quite. See, there was a group of people there who were mean to me舒like, vicious. I found out once that some of them were e-mailing each other about cutting my brake lines and carving letters into my skin.
She was going to tell him off. She was going to tell him not to call her a slut or a whore, to really let him have it.
Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek by Olivia Munn