By Mallory Ortberg
Hilariously imagined textual content conversations—the passive competitive, the smart, and the strange—from vintage and sleek literary figures, from Scarlett O'Hara to Jessica Wakefield
Mallory Ortberg, the co-creator of the cult-favorite site The Toast, offers this whimsical choice of hysterical textual content conversations out of your favourite literary characters. we all know that if Scarlett O'Hara had an enormous text-and-data plan, she'd regularly attempt to tempt Ashley clear of Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester may well textual content Jane Eyre, his ardent missives might evidently be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan wouldn't in basic terms textual content whereas using, she'd textual content you to select her up after she totaled her motor vehicle. in line with the preferred web-feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mashup that brings the characters out of your favourite books into the twenty-first century.
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Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Mallory Ortberg