By Rick Copp

ISBN-10: 0758204981

ISBN-13: 9780758204981

They say undesirable information is available in threes. Jarrod Jarvis is ready to check that concept.
undesirable information merchandise number 1. Former baby actor Jarrod Jarvis fails to persuade the California parole board to not liberate Wendell Butterworth, the stalker who has him on the grounds that his first Oscar Mayer advertisement. #2. Jarrod's NBC pilot flatlines ahead of it even hits the air. #3. His agent/best good friend Laurette makes a decision to marry lovely, talent-free, and dubiously shady cleaning soap actor Juan Carlos Barranco. yet issues are approximately to worsen. in the course of Laurette's drive-thru marriage ceremony on the Hearst fort, one of many visitors has a heated scene of his personal with Juan Carlos--just sooner than crashing into the three-tier marriage ceremony cake, poisoned by means of a tumbler of champagne.
Jarrod is confident that Juan Carlos is hooked up to the homicide, and he's made up our minds to get the products on Laurette's new husband, whether it ability trailing him to the set of his most modern motion picture, a in your price range horror movie, and taking a (gasp!) aiding function. It isn't lengthy earlier than Juan Carlos exposes himself now not as a assassin, yet as a Viagra-fueled participant who's concurrently bedding his horny, older top woman, his younger lady co-star and a sizzling Latin guy he meets at the QT.
Now, trapped in surreal South Florida, domestic of early chook specials, neon thongs, and, God forbid, his personal mom and dad, Jarrod resides out his worst nightmare, maintaining a tally of his most sensible friend's dishonest husband, combating his personal appeal to a butch P.I., enjoying contrary a baby megastar who makes Linda Blair's "Exorcist" flip look captivating, and working from the mob. yet whereas Jarrod has been following Juan's each salacious circulation, another person has been tailing Jarrod. an individual who thinks he is aware an excessive amount of for his personal sturdy. an individual with the ability to show a tacky slasher motion picture into cinema verite. . .and provide Jarrod his ultimate monitor credits. . .
"Wickedly a laugh. . .This mild confection is bound to tickle readers who relish Copp's aptitude in blending secret with a Hollywood Confidential wackiness."--Publishers Weekly

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Then things would need to be done, and done quickly. Still, it would take only a moment to shoot Cabal through the middle of his supercilious face and blow recondite grey matter over the walls. He’d intended to do it anyway, but it would be so much more satisfying seasoned with revenge. Then he forgot about the pale pleasures of cheap brutality as the emperor raised his hands and the crowd fell silent once more. “People of Mirkarvia …” He spoke in a pleasing baritone that carried easily across the square.

The door at the far end burst open and guardsmen rushed in. “Get that thing in here,” he bellowed at them. ” asked the sergeant at their head. “Emperor? That’s not our emperor! We are betrayed! ” He left them grappling with the foul thing that screeched and whooped at them. The situation was still controllable. The massacre in the square could easily be put at the door of enemy agents. The sudden panic he had caused would drive those last few moments into a strange world of uncertain memory. Had the emperor really turned into a monstrous cannibal before their eyes?

Cabal stepped back into the shadows as Marechal and the other dignitaries formed in a line behind the emperor. Marechal curtly gestured to Karstetz. “Watch Cabal,” he whispered. ” He looked at Karstetz with mild disbelief, as if just realising that he was talking to a chimp in a cavalry officer’s uniform. ” He joined the line. Karstetz moved back into the room and perched on the corner of a table, an unconscious echo of how Cabal had first seen the Count Marechal. But where Marechal had watched him closely, Karstetz only grinned amiably, looked around the room with little interest, and started to hum an unlovely melody for the tuba.

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