By A. D. Peterkin

A special consultant to the lingo of intercourse. unique phrases and words within the English language quantity within the hundreds of thousands and this assortment comprises phrases that adjust from the poetic and the clinical to the macho, derogatory, and obscene. "Entertaining and intensely humorous. . . . A needs to read."—

Reviews:
A innovative word list that demystifies the language of intercourse.
—Quill & Quire (Quill & Quire )

. . . an eye-opening learn. . .
—The Toronto solar (Toronto sunlight )

The Erotic glossary is a needs to for porn writers and reporters. . .
—The nationwide put up (National publish )

Aside from being either exciting and intensely humorous, The Bald-Headed Hermit and the Artichoke is intensely good researched and written.
—Hustler (Hustler )

. . . via turns hilarious, surprising, and lewd. It's sure to elevate a blush to even the least maidenly cheek. . .
—Xtra West (Xtra West )

. . . particularly a powerful assortment. . .
—January journal (January journal )

. . . a convenient word list of titillating phrases, lots of which supply for a spanking (er, the hand-on-the-knee kind) solid snigger.
—Calgary directly (Calgary directly )

Roget's it ain't. . . this 154-page e-book now will get an enduring position in my reference library.
—Vancouver Province (The Province )

Both culturally major and carefully outrageous. . .
—Martlett (Martlett )

. . . a enjoyable romp in the course of the international of sexual lingo. . .
—Lavendar Rhinocerous (Lavendar Rhinocerous )
About the Author
Allan Peterkin grew up in Winnipeg and accomplished levels in literature and drugs. he's a author and general practitioner now residing in Toronto.

Show description

Read Online or Download The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus PDF

Best humor books

Don't Be That Guy: A Collection of 60 Annoying Guys We All - download pdf or read online

Have you heard a man say, “We’re pregnant,” and desired to damage him?
Do you will have a pal who insists a stripper used to be into him at any time when you allow a strip club?
Do you recognize a man who emails you the type of porn that makes you must cry then vomit?
These are only some of the many men you’ll locate in Don’t Be That Guy.

New PDF release: Asshole No More (The Asshole Saga, Book 1)

An underground bestseller for greater than 2 many years, Asshole not more is the step forward ebook via former proctologist, X. Crement, M. D. , within the analysis and remedy of assholism.

Asshole not more is a self-help advisor for getting better assholes—and their sufferers. Hilarioous!

New PDF release: The Gobbler

Submit yr be aware: First released in 1995
------------------------

Julian Mann, the not easy consuming, preening, and sexually provocative famous person of the television sitcome Richard the Nerd, feels stuck at the horns of a limitation: should still he be targeting his profession, that's at the slide after an unseemly bout of fisticuffs on the BAFTA awards; or following his baser instincts and bedding each younger lady in sight?

His dual desires of comedian immortality and a penthouse flat choked with booze and younger types appear to be pissed off through his spouse and youngsters; by way of Tom, his wife's ally from collage days, a pretentious 'National Theatre Player' who seems to be competing with Julian at the small sreen and within the bed room; by way of the tax guy, who's chasing him for sixty thousand kilos; and by means of Lillith, a psychotic fan, and member of an odd Herculean cult whose eight-year cycle of demise and regeneration may perhaps augur Julian's impending nemesis. ..

The Book of the SubGenius: The Sacred Teachings of J. R. - download pdf or read online

Occasionally a publication is going too some distance. occasionally is. .. now.
First, there has been The Gilgamesh.
Then. .. the Bhagavad-Gita.
Then. .. the Torah, the hot testomony, the Koran.
Then. .. the e-book of Mormon, Dianetics, I'm okay You're OK.
And now. .. The e-book of the Subgenius (How to Prosper within the Coming bizarre Times).

Extra info for The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus

Sample text

Music B. Pregnant women c. High heels D . Tears in the eyes of the partner E. Statues/pictures of nude people F. Tooth extractions G. Enemas H. Tickling 1. Hair j . " - Ritter Leopold von Sacher-Masoch Flatus (to Pass) Included as a category here because it often occurs in bed. backfire, backtalk, barking spiders, beef, blast, blow a fart, blow off, blow the horn, botch, break the sound barrier, break wind, break wind backwards, breeze, buck snort, To break wind: the politest term for a subject best avoided or heard in polite company.

Act of sport, action, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous congress, amorous rites, any, aphrodisia, B and T, bailing, bananas B and T: bum and tit. and cream, basket making, bawdy banquet, bed rite, bedtime story, bedward bit, beef injection, behind door work, belly and the Artichoke 41 bumping, belly ride, belly to belly, belly warmer, big time, bing bam-thank-you-ma'am, bingo, birds and the bees, bit (a), bit of butt, bit of crumpet, bit of cuddle, bit of fun, bit of hair, bit of hard, bit of how's yer father, bit of jam, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of quimsy, bit of rough, bit of snug, bit of the other, bit on a fork, blanket, blanket drill, blanket hornpipe, boil bangers, boinking, bone dance, bonking, boody, booly dog, boomboom, bottom wetting, bouncybouncy, bumping uglies, bunk-up, buttock stirring, carnal acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal copulation, carnal engagement, carnal intercourse, carnal knowledge, cauliflower, cavaulting, cavorting, Carnal Knowledge was a icy 1 film by Mike Nichols, based on a play by Jules Feiffer.

Odontophilia 6. Melolagnia 7. Salirophilia 8. Titillagnia 9. Altocalciphilia 10. Klismaphilia A. Music B. Pregnant women c. High heels D . Tears in the eyes of the partner E. Statues/pictures of nude people F. Tooth extractions G. Enemas H. Tickling 1. Hair j . " - Ritter Leopold von Sacher-Masoch Flatus (to Pass) Included as a category here because it often occurs in bed. backfire, backtalk, barking spiders, beef, blast, blow a fart, blow off, blow the horn, botch, break the sound barrier, break wind, break wind backwards, breeze, buck snort, To break wind: the politest term for a subject best avoided or heard in polite company.

Download PDF sample

The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus by A. D. Peterkin


by John
4.0

Rated 4.93 of 5 – based on 16 votes