By Wendy Northcutt
"Only issues are infinite-the universe and human stupidity, and I'm now not so definite in regards to the universe." -Albert Einstein
Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the daddy of evolution, The Darwin Awards vividly portrays the best examples of evolution in motion, and indicates us simply how unusual logic will be.
surprise on the thief who steals electric wires with out shutting off the present. Gape on the lawnchair jockey who floats to a peak of 16,000 toes suspended through helium balloons. study from the fellow who friends right into a gas can utilizing a cigarette lighter. All 3 -- and plenty of extra -- contend for Darwin Awards whilst their offerings culminate in extraordinary misadventures.
those stories of trial and awe-inspiring error--verified through the writer and counseled by means of web site readers--illustrate the continued saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory.
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They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man. You gotta help Pop-pop get outta here. Give me your hair. GEORGE MICHAEL: My hair? : Give me your hair. Give Pop-pop your hair. 37 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 38 (Mis)Communication 38 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 39 TOBIAS Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. 39 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 40 40 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 41 MAEBY: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?
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The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action (Darwin Awards, Book 1) by Wendy Northcutt