By Grumpy Cat

ISBN-10: 1452134235

ISBN-13: 9781452134239

In an international packed with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, just one determine is detached sufficient to inform the cranky fact: Grumpy Cat. Following the good fortune of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favourite disgruntled pussycat is again with this demotivational consultant to way of life, love, friendship, and extra. that includes many new pictures of Grumpy Cat's well-known frown and jam-packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy advisor to Life can help someone get in contact with their internal grouch.

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W H E N W R IT IN G YOUR OWN LIFE STORY, B E T H E V IL L A IN . FIND HAPPINESS IN THE LITTLE THINGS. The smaller they are, the easier it will be to fit them in the trash. EVERYONE HAS A CONSCIENCE. It’s best to find it and get that thing under control before it keeps you from doing anything I tell you to do. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. BY ME. Contemplate life’s big questions: HOW DO I CONVINCE THE DOG TO RUN AWAY? CAN I CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE EVERYONE GETS HOME? WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOULD I RUIN NEXT?

KEEP YOUR ENEM IES CLOS E. THAT WAY YOU CAN’T SEE YOUR FRIE NDS. A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED. So just avoid making eye contact with anyone, because helping people is exhausting. YOUR HEART IS LIKE A GARDEN. Tear up all the flowers and salt the earth so that nothing can grow there ever again. IMITATION IS THE BEST FORM OF BEING ANNOYING. STRANGERS ARE JUST ENEMIES YOU HAVEN’T MET YET. NO ONE EVER TRIES TO HUG YOU WHEN YOU’RE A CACTUS. How did they get so lucky? e When’s the last tim you did something for others?

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED. BY ME. Contemplate life’s big questions: HOW DO I CONVINCE THE DOG TO RUN AWAY? CAN I CHANGE THE LOCKS BEFORE EVERYONE GETS HOME? WHOSE BIRTHDAY PARTY SHOULD I RUIN NEXT? CT IC HO OT I N G TH ES E M A D YO U C A N P R N. W O OP E N SO YO S A U R ND I M TO N E W ID E T H E L O N G E ST JOUR NEYS START WITH A S IN G L E ST E P. B E ST N O T T O TA K E A N Y. THE JOURNEY IS THE DESTINATION. So get out of here and don’t stop until you get there. WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN.

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