By P. G. Wodehouse
Middle of A Goof deals 9 of Wodehouse’s ripest tales from the Twenties, the characters are united by means of their worship of golfing. From Rodney Spelvin, the sickeningly handsome romantic poet who involves his senses whilst he discovers the sport, to Rollo Podmarsh, who finishes his around even if he thinks himself fatally poisoned, and Chester Meredith who discovers eloquence at the eighteenth eco-friendly, we meet the whole diversity of humanity in reasonable climate and foul.
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If you share your magic with him they certainly will be. ” “Well-“ he said, and I knew that we had won the day. We rented a house nearby. Every morning the limo would pick him up and bring him over. He was looking rehabilitated already. The better diet, a certain amount of booze, plus the geriatric jabs worked their wonders. Also, I think he grew in stature as he worked his miracles for us. While we waited for some stunning-and expensive-apparatus we had ordered, he drilled me in the basic skills.
Don’t let it worry you,” James said. “I have search programs working in all the site cities. ” I needed no encouragement. Although I enjoyed the scuba diving, even more gratifying was the rugged continent near Elysium’s northern pole. Here were jagged mountains and endless snow. A skier’s paradise. My muscle tone actually hummed with life now. Angelina and I enjoyed every moment of our extended holiday. Yet still best of all was waking in the morning and checking my balance in the bank. Which was growing at the rate of four million a day.
He took the kerchief from his breast pocket, touched it lightly to his lips, returned it. One atom short of a molecule, I thought. I caught Angelina’s eye and saw that she thought the same. “But now I have a very troublesome problem that needs to be solved. ” “Three million a day,” I said promptly, avarice beating down suspicion. “Done,” he said, stifling a yawn at the same time. “My problem is that I am systematically being robbed. Someone or some group-has been getting into my bank accounts.
The Heart of a Goof by P. G. Wodehouse