By Gerald Morris
Squire Terence and Sir Gawain are off questing back, yet this time their trip is overshadowed through their final vacation spot: Gawain is to satisfy up with the golf green Knight in a competition that can simply bring about Gawain's loss of life. alongside the best way the 2 have a slew of hair-raising adventures and come across the standard unusual collection of characters, together with the plucky woman Eileen. Sparks immediately fly among Terence and Eileen as she joins the squire and his knight on their travels. As they weave their manner among the realm of guys and the opposite international, Gawain and Terence detect a lot approximately themselves. The Squire, His Knight, and His woman is the sequel to Gerald Morris's debut ebook, The Squire's story, approximately which the Bulletin of the heart for Children's Books raved, "This Arthurian street journey could have readers considering why there aren't extra books like this one and hoping that Morris will do it again." And so he has.
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It’s immoral. Taking bets on how many deaths there are going to be in my current case? What’s that going to do for my reputation? I curse everyone roundly. So irate am I that I actually march out of the tavern without picking up a beer and I can’t remember the last time I did that. I need to get to the Mermaid to recover the pendant as quickly as possible, so I set off at a brisk pace, promising myself that I’ll have more than a few harsh words for Makri and Gurd when I get back. Youthful dwa dealers hover round the alleyway that leads to the Mermaid.
Nothing happens. No wagons come. As Casax the Brotherhood boss sees his headquarters starting to disappear in flames, he becomes agitated. He screams for his men to bring water from neighbouring houses, waving his fists to encourage them. The way the flames are taking hold, I doubt that this is going to do much good. Normally I’d enjoy seeing the Mermaid burning to the ground. However, it strikes me that it’s hardly helpful to my immediate purposes. I approach Casax. He doesn’t acknowledge me, being too busy trying to save the tavern to pay any attention to an unwelcome Investigator.
The heat mingles with the smell of rancid ale and burning dwa. Thazis smoke drifts over the tables. The wooden beams overhead are blackened with age. The prostitute who patrols the area with red ribbons in her hair strives vainly to interest the largely inebriated clientele. There’s a woman on the floor who looks like she might be dead. I shake my head. This is about as low as life gets. No civilised person would visit this tavern. “Thraxas! ” I come here occasionally. Mainly in the line of business.
The Squire, His Knight, and His Lady (The Squire's Tales, Book 2) by Gerald Morris