By A. Lee Martinez

ISBN-10: 142993350X

ISBN-13: 9781429933506

The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes specified delight in by no means killing his enemies. as an alternative, he transforms them into numerous accursed varieties and locks them away in his citadel. His halls are jam-packed with his number of fallen heroes and defeated villains, besides a couple of traditional folks who have been simply unlucky adequate to attract Margle's attention.

It's Nessy's responsibility to have a tendency this citadel. It's loads of paintings, yet she manages, taking delight in house responsibilities abilities that continue the fortress from collapsing into chaos. but if Margle unexpectedly dies, every thing starts to resolve. Nessy reveals herself surrounded by means of monsters, curses, a door that are supposed to by no means be opened, and one very lethal darkish wizardess.

Nessy doesn't have may possibly or magic on her part; she's only a kobold: brief, bushy, and good. Her allies aren't far better: a voice with out a physique, an indignant fruit bat, a monster lower than her mattress, a wizard in a jar (or a few of him, anyway), and a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, red, humans eater. it'd be smarter to stroll away, yet taking good care of the citadel is Nessy's activity, and that's simply what she intends to do.

If basically she may locate time to shine the silver whereas beating again the forces of darkness.

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It’s immoral. Taking bets on how many deaths there are going to be in my current case? What’s that going to do for my reputation? I curse everyone roundly. So irate am I that I actually march out of the tavern without picking up a beer and I can’t remember the last time I did that. I need to get to the Mermaid to recover the pendant as quickly as possible, so I set off at a brisk pace, promising myself that I’ll have more than a few harsh words for Makri and Gurd when I get back. Youthful dwa dealers hover round the alleyway that leads to the Mermaid.

Nothing happens. No wagons come. As Casax the Brotherhood boss sees his headquarters starting to disappear in flames, he becomes agitated. He screams for his men to bring water from neighbouring houses, waving his fists to encourage them. The way the flames are taking hold, I doubt that this is going to do much good. Normally I’d enjoy seeing the Mermaid burning to the ground. However, it strikes me that it’s hardly helpful to my immediate purposes. I approach Casax. He doesn’t acknowledge me, being too busy trying to save the tavern to pay any attention to an unwelcome Investigator.

The heat mingles with the smell of rancid ale and burning dwa. Thazis smoke drifts over the tables. The wooden beams overhead are blackened with age. The prostitute who patrols the area with red ribbons in her hair strives vainly to interest the largely inebriated clientele. There’s a woman on the floor who looks like she might be dead. I shake my head. This is about as low as life gets. No civilised person would visit this tavern. “Thraxas! ” I come here occasionally. Mainly in the line of business.

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