By Bathroom Readers' Institute
The place else can humans learn about superstar museums, the place Hitler's nephew lived in big apple, or the best way to do an real rain dance? In Uncle John's a little bit abnormal toilet Reader, in fact! geared toward the legions of literate rest room lingerers, this bathroom tome is stuffed with popular culture, forgotten heritage, unusual proceedings, bizarre information, and unknown origins of all kinds of items from voodoo to anime. Savvy, edifying, fascinating, and abnormal trivialities — rest room brains are actually occupied. From fact television indicates that just about have been (contestants run a cross-country relay race, purely they don't hand off a baton — they hand off a monkey!) to kung fu tales (European explorer Ferdinand Magellan died from a head wound after arrogantly drawing his sword on a Filipino guy wearing a stick — who occurred to be a Kung Fu master!), Uncle John's corners the marketplace on leisure that's enjoyable and academic for that downtime that will rather be wasted.
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MICHAEL There’s gotta be a better way to say that. 45 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 46 46 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 47 LUCILLE What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English”? 47 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 48 MICHAEL It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face. 48 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 49 49 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 50 50 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:04 PM Page 51 MICHAEL She’s a little bit more like me. It’s like we ﬁnish each other’s— LINDSAY Sandwiches?
They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man. You gotta help Pop-pop get outta here. Give me your hair. GEORGE MICHAEL: My hair? : Give me your hair. Give Pop-pop your hair. 37 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 38 (Mis)Communication 38 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 39 TOBIAS Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. 39 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 40 40 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 41 MAEBY: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?
TOUC 31 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 32 MICHAEL: You’re either going to jail, or if the judge shows absolutely no mercy at all, you’ll be staying here with my mother. 32 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 33 33 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 34 34 Arrested_Int_Layout 1 8/26/13 2:03 PM Page 35 BUSTER You lied to me. You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle! : They’re gonna kill Grandpa. I gotta get out of here. I’m an innocent man.
Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader by Bathroom Readers' Institute