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I’d like to see a little more of that anger from people now. Anytime we find out that the fight against terrorism is being shortchanged by politics and greed we should bare our teeth at Washington. We should have done it a few times already, and we haven’t. For example, when in December, 2001, President Bush said “civilization is at stake,” that was just one week after announcing that if Congress asked for more than the $40 billion earmarked to fight terrorism, he’d veto it. So, while pledging $140 billion to a no-strings-attached tax give-back to corporate campaign donors and $5 billion to an airline bailout, we capped “civilization” off at a non-negotiable $40 billion.
Yes, some people will get jailed and even killed for speaking out, but change comes no other way. Bloodless revolutions are rare. Somebody has to stand up and produce a play as offensive to Allah as Piss Christ was to anyone in America who lives above Canal Street. Somebody has to do Chris Rock’s act for Arabs. The first duty within any group is to police itself. Right now, the Muslim world is like a neighbor family who have a rotten teenager named Fundamentalist Terrorism living in their house.
You don’t have to be Mannix to figure out maybe we should have looked into why this guy had a one-way ticket. But we didn’t on September 11, and I don’t see evidence it’s gotten much better since. Our front line of airport defense can’t tell a Mexican from an Arab any helter than they can tell a dirty bomb from a disc player—anyone darker on the color chart than George Hamilton gets pulled out of line more. ) A Secret Service for the people would be much like the actual Secret Service: a well-dressed, well-paid, elite unit—part soldier, part policeman, part detective, and part psychiatrist—who, like the president’s posse, realize there’s no time to stop and search everyone individually and no sense in directing their attentions randomly.
When You Ride Alone You Still Ride with Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism - And Still Isn't by Bill Maher